Tuesday 14 May 2013

JUST FOR TINTUMON FANS



Tintumon told his doctor that he was really worried because every part of his body hurt.
The doctor looked concerned and said, “Show me where?”
The Tintumon touched his own arm and screamed, “Ouch!”
Then he touched his leg and screamed, “Ouch!”
He touched his nose and cried, “Ouch!”
He looked at his doctor and said, “See? It hurts everywhere!”
The doctor laughed and said, “Don’t worry; it’s not serious. You”ve just got a broken index finger.”

Tintumon Watching FTV

FTV kanukayayirunna achante adukal vanna tintu mon FTV noki achanod
” acha avarentha cheriya dress darichirikunnath..?”
Achan: ” avar pavangalayath kondanu..
tintumon:” ivarekalum pavangal vannal ennod parayanam acha please “

ടിന്റുമോന്‍


1000 /- രൂപക്ക് എന്തു വാങ്ങിച്ചാലും ഒരു സാരി ഫ്രീ!
അടുത്ത ദിവസം കടയില്‍ ബഹളം!
ടിന്റുമോന്‍ 1000/- രൂപയ്ക്കു ചില്ലറ വാങ്ങിച്ചു സാരി വേണമെന്നു പറഞ്ഞു ബഹളം വക്കുന്നു… 

sms jokes on engineering students



Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya..
Fir announce kiya gaya ki
YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI
Sab profesrs utar gaye…
Par principal baithe rahe
Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?
Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.
Ye start hi nahi hoga!!

A Good Lecture




A good lecture should be like a Girl’s mini skirt…
Long enough to cover the subject &
short enough to create interest.